THE 2-MINUTE RULE FOR WONKA BAR EDIBLE

Batman Gambit: When the Chocolate Cartel leaves Wonka and Noodle to drown inside a vat of chocolate, Wonka provides them a jar of chocolates and asks them to deliver it to your "very little orange person" — recognizing quite perfectly that they're going to consume the chocolates by themselves, which happen to be extra-strength, delayed-action Hov